I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
My #makeup today is flawless therefore I feel flawless 😚 #aintnobody #gonkillmyvibes ✨👌
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because, in addition to the fact I’m fiercely unattractive and I’m not particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally dating celebrities and/or fictional characters.
thank you for putting this in words
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water.
me when i drop my pen on the floor at school